Dear Monday:
Stop staring me in the face on Sunday night.
Dear Diet:
Ah, here you are making your normal Monday morning appearance!  Think you might hang around until tomorrow?   How about just hanging around through tonight?   
Dear Shoals Area:
Wow!  That buy-one-get-one-free coupon at Logan’s Roadhouse!   I was irritated a little surprised that at 11:06 a.m. on Sunday there were no parking places.    Are those peanuts encased in gold?   Nah…but those rolls are about as good as gold, yes?
Dear Dead Ends:
I left you in a mound like a worn out wig on the floor of the hair salon.   I don’t think I’ll miss you.
Dear Roscoe:
You do NOT own this house!
I only pretended to get you for the kids.   
Dear WalMart:
Really?  You don’t think that a super store three miles from a super store isn’t just a little ostentatious?  How about greedy, then?
Dear New York Giants:
Woooo Hooooo!
 

 
 
Love the one about Roscoe! It is amazing how fast he became "king of the house" isn't it? His counterpart does just fine here too! I too was glad to see the Giants win! It was a good game! Those 2 for 1 coupons do pay off I do believe for restaurants!
ReplyDeleteI hope your week is a good one ahead!
betty
That was a fun read.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Logans and you're right about the peanuts
and the rolls!!