Wednesday’s Words of Wisdom (and retorts to comments I’ve heard...)

Yes, everything happens for a reason.   Sometimes that reason is our own bad choice.

If “that never works for you,” you probably aren’t following the instructions exactly.

If the boss is “friends” with you and doing others wrong, your day is coming. 

If one in your circle of friends is talking smack about another friend, you’re getting it, too, when you’re not around.   Make sure you are not the friend who is talking.

If it sounds too good to be true, they are definitely after your money.

If last year’s summer clothes don’t fit, no, they don’t just “shrink up” when they hang too long in the closet.

If you’re spending more time counting calories/fat/carbs than you are doing anything else…well, watching you is wearing me out.

Why does this keep happening to you?  That would be because you keep reading the same book, you’re just on a different page in the next chapter.  Get a new book!  Don’t even get one in the same series!

If you keep hearing “huh?” or “What?” or “Pardon?” maybe you should consider speaking a little louder.   I mean, everybody you come into contact with isn’t losing their hearing…