My grandson, who's seven, had to be picked up from school today.
Daughter: “D, are you faking being sick?”
D: No, I have a 400° fever.
Daughter: You can’t have a 400° fever.
D: I do! They took it with a barometer, so I know.
Daughter: You’d be dead!
D: Oh, then it was 104°
Daughter: 100.4, maybe.
D: Yeah, it had a dot in there somewhere.
Lol I am going to used the 400 degree temp lol
ReplyDeleteKids can be so adorable and funny! Innocent, cunning, clueless and conniving, all rolled together! What a hoot. :-)
ReplyDeleteHmmm... sounds almost like the way a cat thinks. :-D
Loretta
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ha ha That's so cute!
ReplyDeleteI'll never forget the time my daughter was trying to describe her diarrhea to me. She said, "Mommy, I have hot poop!" ha ha
hope he feels better soon; love their vivid imaginations and their take on the English language :)
ReplyDeletebetty
Ha! What a cutie. Love it!
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Amanda
Don't you just LOVE kids! My daughter once prayed for my Mom to have a good "Weep" instead of week when she was going to visit her sister.
ReplyDeletetoo cute! i love that lil guy!
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