Dear
Summer Cold:
I hate you.
Dear
Street Workers:
The patch
job you did on North Wood Avenue? I can’t
believe you held up traffic for that!
The ride was smoother before you “patched” it.
Dear
Facebook “Friend:”
I don’t
mind your almost hourly status updates, but when my whole “wall” is covered in your shared
sayings, photos, and cartoons, I hate that!
Dear
Diet:
I hate you.
Dear
Sugar, Bread, Pizza, Cheeseburgers, etc.:
I hate to
love you…but I do.
Dear
Heat Wave:
We are ALL
so ready to see you go!
Dear
Rain:
We missed
you yesterday! Please try again today,
even if I did leave my windows cracked…was afraid my windows would…crack...if I didn't. I would hate that!
Dear
106° plus degrees:
We all hate
you.
Dear
July 4th,
I like you
much better on a Friday or Monday…but I won’t hate having hump day
off!
Dear
Devon and Ashton:
I am
missing you both…I hope you never stay gone this long ever again!
Just wait until they start repaving Wood Av,... fun, fun, fun.
ReplyDeleteSo enjoyed this one; so sorry about the cold. So funny about FB; it can get a bit much with some people (present company not included).
ReplyDeleteHope the grands are home soon!
We can do this with the weight management (maybe that is a better term than dieting?) I'm "back on the wagon" and so far holding my own.
I know, it is strange with the Fourth on a Wednesday.
I do hope the heat subsides soon for you all!
betty
Sorry about your cold. I have two facebook friends that do the same... drives me crazy.
ReplyDeletesnicker. Yeah, most of them--me, too!
ReplyDeleteI may be guilty. I can't stop posting pics of animals up for adoption. Maybe I should try for the cutest one each day.
ReplyDeleteAnd paving? Try Hwy 43...five miles of it between Muscle Shoals and Spring Valley. Couldn't they do it in one mile increments?
If I re-posted your Dear Facebook Friend to Facebook... that "friend" would prolly hate ME.
ReplyDeleteha haha, loved it anyway. And I'm laughing cuz it's so true!
You are having a rough time there - I know - because I have been there too - hope things cool down for you (us) soon. Love, sandie
ReplyDeleteDo I have the distinct pleasure of visiting Margo's? Remember Jack Black as Shallow Hal? Coo Coo! Coo Coo!
ReplyDelete(Now everyone will want to know about the crazies and hot pants for Mexicans.)