Monday Musings

Dear Three Day Weekend:  

Where did you run off to so fast?

Monday:  

How did you get here so quickly?

Dear Vacation:  

I can hardly wait to see you!

Dear Lady at WalMart:

If you’re going to gripe about the other shoppers, please 
do it so others don’t hear you…especially when you 
were doing the very same thing yourself.  

Dear Comcast:

All of your improvements have made you inferior.    Once upon a time, 
I could always depend on you to be available.   Now?   Not so much.

Dear Mount Sinai:

Why are you growing on the side of my nose?   
Really, I am not certain if you are a mountain or a third eye.

Dear Face:

You are acting like a teenager!  Please stop breaking out!!    What?   
Oh, yeah.   I guess I can’t call you a teenager with those lines…

Dear Diet:

Thank you!  I will not miss those seven pounds at all!

Dear Reader:

I am working on a true story that I promise will warm your heart 

and touch your soul.   It’s a three-parter.   Have some tissue ready.