Dear Miley
Cyrus:
I’m
embarrassed for you. Certainly what little bit of self-respect you had left took a hike during the VMA show last night. What a completely unnecessary
spectacle you are the morning after that distasteful presentation. Thankfully, I didn’t see it live, and I only
caught a small clip before clicking off of the trash you called a
performance. ::::shudder::::
You were
already famous…you didn’t have to pull a lady gag-gag to get attention. You were a pretty girl and a talented
performer. You are not handling the
transition from child star to adulthood very well. Here’s
an idea for you…take a break, a good long break, and see if you can find your
sanity. The world doesn’t need one more
trash bag. How about being a role model
instead of being just plain shameful?
You can be much better than this.
Dear Billy
Ray,
Bless
your achy breaky heart. After last
night, we realize just why your heart hurts.
Dear VMA Show:
Why didn’t someone break to a commercial and stop this girl from publicly humiliating herself? Even if this morning she’s not embarrassed, one day I have no doubt that she will be.
Dear Lady Gag-Gag:
You
make me ::::shudder:::: with repulsion. Put some clothes on!
Dear MTV:
Once
upon a time, you actually were a viable source of entertainment. Now, you are a detriment to our society. All society.