Two Cent Tuesday looks a lot like
Monday Musings, doesn't it?
Dear Lady in the Wal*Mart Makeup Aisle:
Yes, I’m
aware of all the chemicals in makeup, and yes, I use it anyway. I’m much more concerned about all the germs on
door handles and shopping carts! Just
be glad I didn’t preach to you about all the germy hands that have touched the
very products you already have in your cart.
And if you’re really worried, stay away from the medicine aisle!
Dear Co*Worker
You’re a
man with a little power. If you
continuously allow certain people to break the rules, then you greatly
disrespect those who follow the rules.
I’ll venture to say that your lack response to the problem is escalating
the situation.
Dear Family Member of a Family
Member:
Calm
down! My goodness, you’re going to have
ulcers soon if you don’t stop taking everything so personally! The world really doesn’t revolve around your
beliefs, and if someone has different views, it’s not a personal insult. If you can’t disprove what’s being said,
resorting to name calling won’t help, and whining about how offended you are
certainly doesn’t garner any respect, especially when you really had no reason
to be worked up in the first place.
Dear Student:
My word! Put a skirt on with those tights! I just really don’t know what to say!
Dear Jacks:
Have you
missed me? I haven’t stopped in for
breakfast in six months. I have to say,
I’m a little surprised you’re still in business! I’m kinda kidding…but I did have a thing
going on with you for many years. I
can’t say that I’ve missed you all that much.
Dear
Ole Boy♥:
You are
very, very good to me, and I appreciate you more than my words can tell you.
Oh, amen. My goodness, well done! I really like this!
ReplyDeleteLOL; I love the student and the skirt/tights. I can only imagine the look she got as she traveled across campus. WTG to avoid Jacks :)
ReplyDeleteOle Boy is a keeper!
betty
What a great post!! You are SUCH a cool person!
ReplyDeleteAwwwww, the Ole Boy comment was sweet. :)
ReplyDeleteDeb